Friday, 05 August, 2011 11:43
Last Updated on Friday, 05 August, 2011 11:43
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You’re probably just like me, and unable to receive the
divine transmissions of one Albert Arnold Gore, Junior.
However, if you have a little thing that he invented, called
the Internet, you can still keep up with Father Earth.
However, if you have a little thing that he invented, called
the Internet, you can still keep up with Father Earth.
Tuesday night, Fat Al appeared on his own television
network, called Current TV. The was the second night in
a row Gore appeared as a guest, which must mean
nobody is flying in on a corporate jet, John Travolta style,
to be interviewed by Keith (Satan) Olbermann.
Here is some of what the Fat One had to say:
"I want to focus on one particular suggestion you had about
using the wonderful digital tools that are newly available for
the…reinvigoration of democracy. Now, they have been around
for a while, but they are spreading far and wide and more people
are getting involved. We need to have an American spring…
you know, the Arab spring. The non-violent part of it isn’t
finished yet, but we need to have an American spring, a kind
of American non-violent change, where people on the grassroots
level get involved again. Not the…you know…not in the Tea Party
style."
That’s quite a mouthful, even for a well seasoned razorback like
Fat Al. An Arab Spring? An Arab Spring where we all take our
cell phones and Ipads and transmit pictures of walking peacefully
through our towns and cities, picnicking in the park, playing touch
football and croquet, and sitting down to tables heaped with whole
hog, macaroni and cheese, baked beans and chilled watermelon.
But, the earthtone fashonista wasn’t finished yet. After his second
(or was it his third?) helping of "nanna puddin’," he belched violently
and continued.
"There are those who are genuinely upset in the Tea Party…I
understand that, but that movement was funded with seed money
from right wing billionaires, the Koch brothers, and promoted on
FOX News and turned into a stalking horse for this right agenda
that a lot of people have been trying to push on this country for a
long time."
At this point, I wanted to ask what he did to get $100 million in
Google stock for free…but, I digress. There is no reason to stop
him now.
"I want to tell you, Satan, this country is in trouble. Our democracy
has been withering on the vine. It really has been. This has been
going on for some time. It cannot be taken lightly…"
He also ruminated about secret corporations making secret donations
to campaigns…the Supreme Court said it was legal…(By the way Al,
that vote was 9-0, as I recall, and it had to do with freedom of expression,
but no matter).
The good news for all of us is that Albert Arnold Gore II is not
Roger Ailes. Anyone who would try and build a network around
Keith (Satan) Olbermann is what they call "tetched," in the hill
country of Tennessee, and about as welcome as an outhouse
breeze.
An Arab spring…maybe Fat Al can tell us what happens in the
Arab summer, fall and winter, too.
I wish I could help poor…ah…rich Albert Arnold. In normal people,
a few capsules a day of my Powerhouse Omega Formula, along
with some CoQ10, would right the ship.
But I’ve determined…scientifically, mind you…that Fat Al would
have to be on an IV drip for 34 years, just to repair the damage.
Since he can’t cured, I’ve determined that no good medicine need
follow the bad. Let him live out his days, breathing "special air"
I’ve brought in from Beijing.
I’ll be back tomorrow with more.
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
Favorite Formulas
816 Turtle River Court
Plant City, FL 33567
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